'I work better in a slow-paced environment': 25+ Job candidates who flubbed their interviews

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    'I spent 20 minutes of a half hour interview talking about this book I was reading'
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    Whats the dumbest thing you've ever said in a job interview?
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    kama_river I was in a group interview with four other interviewees. The interviewer asked us for one word to describe ourselves and my first (lame) thought was "unique." The first interviewee answers, "unique." and I thought "uh-oh, better come up with a new word." Then
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    the second one answers "unique" and then the third answers with THE SAME WORD! The interviewer starts into a different question and I immediately see the opportunity to step in and prove that I am a man of action. "Excuse me." I say "I wasn't given the opportunity to answer the question."
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    "Oh forgive me" said the interviewer, "please tell me the one word you would use to describe yourself." I didn't hesitate at all, I said "Unique." I don't think any of us got the job.
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    slipslopslap Manager: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Management, doing your job. This was at a billion dollar company. I got the job.
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    C [deleted] Do you guys monitor your internet?
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    hgmanifold i you not the following was said by my friend, who GOT THE JOB. Employer: If you could describe yourself as any animal, which would you be?
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    Friend: A porcupine Employer: Oh, thats different... whys that? Friend: I may look cute on the outside but don't get to close, cause ill get ya! (WITH HAND CLAWING MOTION)
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    mrat93 It wasn't something I said, but after my interview at Dairy Queen when I was 16, I accidentally tried exiting the building through the freezer. I didn't get a call. According to my friend who worked there, it's a story they tell to new employees.
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    [deleted] While applying for a tanning salon; "I'm really good with cameras and video equipment too."
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    sryguys I applied to a grocery store for a position that did not really involve working with customers and the interviewer asked me to sell her my favorite soda. I said something like, "Buy this soda, it has lots of sugar and tastes good." She looked at my like I was a idiot.
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    Dingfod I once said, "I'm always looking for ways to make the job easier," to which the interviewer queried, "Why?" "Because I'm lazy. I will work my off to find the easiest way to do the job." I didn't get the job.
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    Pannecake "I Like cats" as a response to "What do you like?" Jesus I was being honest...didn't get that job.
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    babuchas I look forward to work here in HP. (It was IBM)
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    + [deleted] "My last boss thought I was an idiot..." Not even kidding.
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    New employer gave me the o_o, so I had to elaborate with: He'd send me on errands and to go shopping for the wrong things, I even wrote down what he told me to buy and I'd return with suddenly the "wrong" item. After this happening a few times
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    is when I wrote it down and had him sign it, he still claimed I was an idiot for buying the wrong kind of muffin liners. (Among other items.)
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    Interviewer: "Are you applying to any of our competitors? Me: "Yes, insert competing company." Interviewer: "What did you think of that company?" Me: "I don't know, I didn't get the job." Why am I so stupid sometimes
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    TheWretched Harmony · In an interview with Microsoft: Him: What Microsoft product have you used. the most for web development? Me: Dreamweaver.
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    Him: Isn't that an Adobe product? Me: Yes. poker face Made it to the next round anyway.
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    LordAegeus Not me, but... I was at a group interview, and this Filipino dude was in a group and describing one of the elements he they thought was important to work at that job. He was talking about punctuality, and, out the blue, the guy starts rambling and
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    said "this is actually one of my weaknesses". Nobody was asked a question about their weaknesses.
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    C [deleted] Interviewer: "Where do you see you see yourself in 5 years?" Me: "Sitting at home with a work-related injury."
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    [deleted] I'm here for the money, you know? That's the same reason everyone's here and yet, they don't have the to say it. McDonald's hired me as a result.
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    I was wearing lipgloss and this cat shed like a snowstorm. Within minutes my lips were covered in floating cat hairs and I was trying to remain smooth while pulling it off and spluttering. Doesn't matter; got hired.
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    royal_oui Interviewer asked me what my most disliked activity at work was and i answered public speaking. Next question, "Do you enjoy public speaking?"
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    Shortdude1619 I terminated from my last job. Manager responds "for future reference, never tell a job interviewer that ever again. Got the job anyway.
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    C -- [deleted] "You guys stay cool" as I was leaving the room.
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    [deleted] The truth ↑ 64 Share bahhumbugger. Honestly just landed me a huge job. Funny how it only works at the right places.
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    It_cmdr_rosa This isn't a spoken thing, but the dumbest thing I've ever DONE in an interview (for a pet store) was pet a cat.
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    springbroke Woman asked me what I considered to be a positive work environment, for some reason I responded with "I am a positive work environment"...... Some straight up kanye . I got the job though
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    TheShaker This was my first job interview. I was asked the dreaded question: What is one of your biggest flaws? 16 year old me: Well...I guess....I guess I can be pretty lazy and not want to do anything...I'm not really the type to apply myself without someone yelling at me, you know?
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    I still facedesk when I think back to this moment.
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    The only time its ok to cheat is when you are cheating death. Now that I look back it was awesome.
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    prgram "12 times 5....that's 50 right?"
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    popup 700 "I work better in a slow paced environment" Interview for a fast food restaurant
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    108241 I don't have any terrible that I've said, but ones I have heard from applicants include: "What do you think of our line of business?" "I think it's evil." and another applicant "I guess I've got a thing for 5 year olds." The look on the second guy's face was priceless as soon as he realized what he had said.
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    87formy As I was leaving I said, "Merry Christmas" to the Jewish guy
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    DJGammaRabbit ⚫ During an interview for a Wendy's, the interviewer told me "we like you, you seem like you're a nice guy". I said "I am, most of the time... I mean, always." with a poker face. They laughed, got the job. Quit 2 weeks later.
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    Q: What's one word you would use to describe yourself? A: "Sensual" Got the job, so I guess it's not really dumb.
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    C [deleted] What sparked your interest in us? "It was a leap of faith." Both interviewers laughed their off and said "thanks, but no thanks."
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    I started answering in another language once Whoops
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    throwawaysnowday. Started comparing myself to the Amish during an interview for a tech support position. Still got the job!
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    hiicha Applying for a day labor position: "Do you provide back support braces, cause I'd hate to hurt my back lifting something." Shortest interview of my life.
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    freiheitzeit Was trying to refer to the law firm K&L Gates. Talked about KY and how extensively I worked with KY instead.
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    laurencetribe Trying to say that I'm proficient with javascript and html - "I do internet"
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    [deleted] On the way out of the interview, I shook the interviewers hand and said, "Thank you, it was a pleasure interview." He just looked at me, paused for a second, then said something pretty normal, and I left never to see them again.
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    Riktov "People have called me a genius."
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    zip_000 When asked about a previous degree and how it would help me in the job, I responded with, "Oh, that was a long time ago. So I don't really remember that stuff."
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    [deleted] Was going around interviewing for a first college job. Found a quaint bakery/cafe in a hip downtown spot, got an interview which seemed to go well-- the interviewer (owner) was polite, obviously a down-to-earth lady, seemed interested in what was going on with me and all that blah blah blah
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    At the end of the interview, she asks "well, will you be able to take a training class on how to be a barista? We'll pay for it." Me: "Oh, sure." Her: "Well, okay then. Let's work out a date that'll work for you." Me: "Well, I've still got some interviews left. I'll call ya by the end of the week and let you know" Her: "Oh, umm.
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    Okay. Well,, uh have a good afternoon then..." Me: "You too! :)" As my mom pointed out later, I was practically offered the job on the spot. Apparently, interviewers don't like offering a job at an interview and having the applicant let THEM know. My call later in the week wasn't returned.
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    [deleted] Interviewer: "So how would you deal with an aggressive co-worker?" Me: "Are you suggesting that I'm going to get into a fist fight?" Still got the job because I'm handsome and charming. It was as an IT technician with the police department.
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    xcviii I spent twenty minutes. of a half an hour job interview talking about this book I was reading. It was about economics during the French Revolution. I went really in detail about it, comparing different years and policies and Like,
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    how the price of bread changed, and so on. I have absolutely no idea why; guess I just panicked. It was for an entry-level sales position. No, I didn't get it.
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    andresamitur 980 andrewsmith1986 · I mentioned being a moderator of reddit. I start tomorrow.
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    [deleted] i was used to working jobs that required steel toe boots. i got an interview for a retail clerk and i asked "so do i need steel toe's?"
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    zjunk I conduct interviews, and have heard some real boners. We always start out with "So what do you think of the job?" The answers here are astounding - I'm flabbergasted by how many people answer with apathy or just downright derision. Yeah dude, you think it's pointless? You're hired!

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